Posted by: helldriversmovie | January 31, 2008

What do Hell Drivers do in the offseason?

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Oh my God, is that Crash Moreau in a sportsjacket?

It doesn’t matter how talented you are. It doesn’t even matter how indestructible you are. If the county fairs don’t know about you, then you’ll be lighting yourself on fire at birthday parties and flea markets.

Here’s Crash Moreau and the more casually dressed Lou “Rocket” Re, whose wardrobe contains more Knievel-themed gear than Knievel had, marketing their skills at a recent outdoor entertainment trade show.

Hopefully, they scored lots of bookings.

Yeah, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, but this offseason has dragged on way too long. Can’t wait to catch Doug, Lou, Crash and Rocky in action again…

Stay tuned here for exclusive updates on the 2008 stunt season!

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  1. Yea, Football season has gone on too long. Now that America’s Team, the Dallas Cowboys are out of it, who cares. Speaking of the Cowboys, I hope Jessica doesn’t ruin my upcoming thrill show season like she ruined other seasons. She can be real demanding. OK honey, I’ll be right there. See what I mean, always has to have her hands all over me. And that tuna fish thing again, what a digbat. I’ll drop her by spring. Hope the premier of hell drivers is before that, don’t want the spectacled of having her there. Anyway, Crash did well for himself with bookings. He looked so good I was talking to him for about an hour before I realized it was him. And one more thing, no more cracks about my Evel jackets.

  2. Lou, listen, I’m obviously a huge fan of Team Danger. And I wish I had the discretionary income to spend on leather jackets like you do. I have never seen the inside of your closet — and have no intentions of prying — but I would imagine that you don’t own a single necktie. And that, in my eyes, is an accomplishment to envy!

  3. CRASH, LOU,
    I HAVE TO CONFESS, WHEN I WAS A DOG TRACK ANNOUNCER I HAD TO WEAR A TIE TO WORK THERE..THE PROBLEM I DIDN’T OWN ANY AND DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO TIE ONE.. I NEEDED THE JOB. SO A TRIP TO G.W. IMPORTS (GOODWILL STORE) AND A CHURCH GOING FRIEND THAT COULD TIE A SLIP NOT AND I WAS SET. I SLIPPED IT BACK AND FORTH OVER MY HEAD AND NEVER UNTIED THAT FANCY KNOT FOR FOUR YEARS..HAVEN’T HAD ONE ON SINCE. SO IF YOU COME TO VISIT THE THRILL SHOW MUSEUM NO DRESS CODES…WE’LL BE TALKING THRILLS NOT FASHION.


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